Romaine lettuce isn’t being sold because it’s causing E. coli and I can’t say I’m surprised salad is out to get us. All I’m saying is a bagel would never pull this shit
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Romaine lettuce isn’t being sold because it’s causing E. coli and I can’t say I’m surprised salad is out to get us. All I’m saying is a bagel would never pull this shit
It’s getting colder out which means I’m going to have to start shamefully admitting that it’s actually hot chocolate that I’m drinking instead of coffee like a real adult so I guess what I’m saying is if you see me with a coffee cup don’t ask
How come Instagram refreshes and brings me back to the beginning if I so much as look away from it but I could close out the twitter app, shut my phone off and run it over with my car and I’d still open it to the same tweet I left off on