Ba_Nyla_Pearl

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[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@RapTalkv2 TCD - Family Business
LR - Roses
Grad - Stronger
808 - Bad News
MBDTF - Runaway
WTT - No Church in the wild
KWPGMCM - To the world
Y - New Slaves
TLOP - Ultrabeam Lights
Ye - All Mine
KSG - Reborn
JIK - Closed on Sunday

[sir_wicknell. @wicknellchivayo]

Today I want to give FLOWERS to one of Zimbabwe's finest comedians, FRETS DONZVO. My brother, your talent is simply OUTSTANDING , From the way you DRESS, your facial expressions, your body language, your timing, and the way you deliver every single skit, munhu anototanga kuseka from the very first second. Before you even speak, you have already put smiles on our faces. That is a rare gift, and I genuinely appreciate you for using it to bring joy into our lives.

The truth is, almost every morning when I wake up, I find myself looking for your pages just to have a good laugh before I start my day. Your skits have become part of my daily routine because they lift my spirit and remind me that laughter is one of God's greatest medicines. It would be unfair for me to continue enjoying your incredible work without publicly saying THANK YOU. Congratulations to you, Please go and see Madzibaba Chipaga on Monday and collect a BRAND-NEW 2026 TOYOTA FORTUNER GD6 2.4D. You will also get 10 thousand USD cash for fuel. You have earned my respect through consistency, originality, and hard work.
My message to you is simple: DO NOT LOOK BACK ,Keep pushing, keep working hard, keep believing in your gift and continue exploring your talent. The SKY IS THE LIMIT, and I have no doubt that greater opportunities are waiting for you beyond our borders. Keep entertaining us, keep making families laugh, and keep representing Zimbabwe with pride. RAMBAI WAKADARO my brother the best is still to come, and may God continue to bless your hands, your creativity, and your journey. BIG RESPECT, FRETS!!! MADZIBABA 👏👏👏🇿🇼

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@CrimeWatchZW 8 May 2026

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@loiceMututuvar1 Zvino ne Mine Entra makaita sei

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@_vimzzzz @bulruecomfoods Home cooked meals are compulsory, ma’am. 😂 Skip supper today and your gender will make sure breakfast doesn’t exist tomorrow. She’ll pack yesterday’s sadza and you’ll take it to work. Marriage is not a buffet. 🤣😭

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@bulruecomfoods @_vimzzzz This reminds me of myself as a bachelor 😂. I actually bought a microwave before I bought a stove or any other kitchen appliance. They used to serve us top-tier lunch at work, so I’d eat half during the lunch break and take the other half home for dinner. 🤦🏾‍♂️😩😂

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@geostylz I wish if my father was still alive man. We were at a work facilitated Men’s Mental Health Day those were the issues which were being discussed. We taught to self love and extend the love to fellow men especially our fathers who would have sacrificed everything for us…

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

Also on drinks, you leave someone behind going to work thinking she’ll just sip an Amarula or maybe a few glasses of wine, but ahhh you come back and even the Castles are finished 😂

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BorderJumper 🇿🇼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BorderTino30]

A girlfriend must have lil..bit of allergy you can't come over and eat everything 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@Zvoutete14 But contractually isn’t it the responsibility of the guardian to decide whether or not my minor child should proceed, this ain’t a bridge ye a-level ine ma pre-requisites a 5 o-level passes what what

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@Taqunda @chirembaPT Kunotoda tatambira ku Aspindale it’s easier to get there from that direction

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@Taqunda @chirembaPT The beef steak there is unmatched

[Dr. Solicitor At Large @Zvoutete14]

There are certain things that I’ll never enjoy because of my background:

1. Dates
2. Hiking
3. Picnics
4. Kunzi bro/dude.
5. Kupfeka ma shades.
6. Kutaura chirungu nemurume anogona Shona.
7. Road trips nezvekuona nzvimbo, scenery etc.
8. Kunzi “cousin brother” nehanzvadzi yangu.
9. Kupfeka twima short twakati mbambamba nema zisocks necap.

itai mega.

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@Sir_Zachi Wild

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@LuckieTaflo Struggle kudiiko, dai wakatondiigira 2 ma ballast emota yangu. Kungondidzimira ma lights ndakananga ku airport.

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@chirembaPT My father would say, "Inhamo yemutsipa kutsikirirwa nezidzoro risina chinhu 😂😂😂😂" MHDRIEP or the other one "Panopotsa njere nyama ndoinoripa"

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@JauntyBelz Ndisu taakutomirirwa kunzi kana vasati vasvika hapana chinofamba

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@Mambhevha I always wonder about the drama inoitwa na moms whenever we go to a funeral, munobva kwese uku muribho kungosvika pa nhamo vaakutohwihwidza chaizvo.

[Ba_Nyla_Pearl @Ba_Kyle_Chinzou]

@lee_zorodzai @tafaranashe World Cup I was supporting Netherlands, EPL Man United