Георгий Бабаев

[Всеслав Суслов @gubaa41]

A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.

[Зоя Асташевa @inyxi7]

In the Beginning, God created the Organization and gave It dominion

[Rohith Ravi @rohithravi21]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.

[Patricia Bos @RogierPatricia]

The probability of your alarm not going off increases in direct

[Ronny olhier @Ronnyolhier]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[Фёдор Манушкин @fmanushkin1]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[Валентин Голендухин @MrOzyje7]

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

[Ron Shellhamer @RShellhamer]

Anyone can handle a crisis.

[Ron Kinkade @1800numbers]

probably ain't worth anything.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

it can be bullet by bullet, missile by missile.

[ron potts @ron0324]

"But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!"

[tyron wallace @freakyboyty]

The only things in history that are inevitable are those that have

[Алевтина Молошников @SonikBelka]

You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.

[Rodiney @rodineyac]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[Анатолий Горьковых @agorkovykh2]

*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."

[roueche @Roueche4Roueche]

Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness

[ronerd pereira @ronerdpereira]

If the government hasn't yet taxed, licensed, or regulated it, then it

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

Would you fly in an airliner designed and built by the lowest bidder?

[Фёдор Лисниченко @flisnichenko1]

life.