Ron Shellhamer

[Михаил Вычегжанинов @e1amoo12]

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear

[Пётр Варгин @PetrVargin]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Василий Коробицын @korob1cyn19921]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[Tihomir rakoci @TIHOMIR111]

It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights.

[Михаил Вычегжанинов @e1amoo12]

I'm not insensitive, I'm male. See the difference?

[Анатолий Горьковых @agorkovykh2]

*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."

[Владимир Богороцкий @mr_150474]

it made.

[Masih diet @romieyudhistira]

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[Rosalie Novales @Babyrose024]

together: the Teflon-coated wok.

[Ксения Кокуркинa @KsenyaKokurkina]

No class of Americans has ever objected to any amount of government

[Rodrigo Almeida @Ddrigo91]

Kinky: Using A Feather. Sick: Using The Whole Chicken

[tyron wallace @freakyboyty]

The only things in history that are inevitable are those that have

[Антон Черноморский @ityn0m22]

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.

[Надежда Пустыльнико @findybo54445375]

When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

[Юлия Наливкинa @a_nalivkina]

No matter how bad your kid is, he's still good for a tax exemption.

[Надежда Парашковa @nparashkova]

"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"

[Лада Степченковa @AAare1979]

tomorrow and next month and next year - and to explain afterwards why

[Jim Farha @JimFarha1]

Never try to teach a pig how to sing. It is a waste of time and it

[Qubrit @qubrit]

The secret of staying young is finding an age that you really like and

[ron potts @ron0324]

"But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!"