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[Фёдор Манушкин @fmanushkin1]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[Максим Аленев @yniic1]

they call destiny.

[Всеслав Судоплатов @vseslav43668574]

It was so cold, I almost got married.

[Антон Черноморский @ityn0m22]

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.

[Надежда Парашковa @nparashkova]

"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"

[Сергей Каверзин @kaverzin_serzh]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[Rosen Tonkov @RosenTonkov]

http://t.co/4C27evDJXj

[Ron Kinkade @1800numbers]

probably ain't worth anything.

[Tijana Ledenko @TyanaGrint]

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

[Ева Киринa @eva06071]

Never marry a woman who prays too much.

[Зоя Асташевa @inyxi7]

In the Beginning, God created the Organization and gave It dominion

[Антон Черноморский @ityn0m22]

of their grandparents.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

it can be bullet by bullet, missile by missile.

[Rafael Orozco @rafaorozcosoria]

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

[Rodiney @rodineyac]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[Валентин Голендухин @MrOzyje7]

In the final analysis, entropy always wins.

[Patricia Bos @RogierPatricia]

The probability of your alarm not going off increases in direct

[Акилина Барановa @ABixxaa2]

The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the

[Алевтина Молошников @SonikBelka]

reach a conclusion.

[Матвей Семибратов @matveys09875686]

"Wuwwaby" - JoFuddes Brahms