Максим Аленев

[Екатерина Гомозовa @ANuleffka1990]

Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.

[Константин Сметанщи @ksmetan18115074]

We give nothing as willingly as our advice.

[Галина Резуновa @paw1uk209]

Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care!

[Valery @vslsv]

Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in extreme pain.

[Алевтина Молошников @SonikBelka]

You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.

[Patricia Bos @RogierPatricia]

The probability of your alarm not going off increases in direct

[Валентин Голендухин @MrOzyje7]

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

[Всеслав Суслов @gubaa41]

A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.

[Зоя Асташевa @inyxi7]

In the Beginning, God created the Organization and gave It dominion

[Rafael Orozco @rafaorozcosoria]

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

......64..65...66...67...68...69... "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

[ronerd pereira @ronerdpereira]

If the government hasn't yet taxed, licensed, or regulated it, then it

[Сергей Каверзин @kaverzin_serzh]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[tyron wallace @freakyboyty]

The only things in history that are inevitable are those that have

[Ronny olhier @Ronnyolhier]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[Rodiney @rodineyac]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Надежда Пустыльнико @findybo54445375]

When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

[Rohith Ravi @rohithravi21]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

Would you fly in an airliner designed and built by the lowest bidder?