Valery

[Rosen Tonkov @RosenTonkov]

http://t.co/4C27evDJXj

[Jim Farha @JimFarha1]

Never try to teach a pig how to sing. It is a waste of time and it

[Антон Черноморский @ityn0m22]

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

Strong words connote weak arguments.

[roueche @Roueche4Roueche]

Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness

[Tijana Ledenko @TyanaGrint]

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

[Rosalie Novales @Babyrose024]

We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.

[Лия Осташовa @nikita138917162]

mouse.

[Анатолий Горьковых @agorkovykh2]

*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."

[Rafael Orozco @rafaorozcosoria]

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

[Юлия Наливкинa @a_nalivkina]

No matter how bad your kid is, he's still good for a tax exemption.

[Ron Shellhamer @RShellhamer]

Anyone can handle a crisis.

[Masih diet @romieyudhistira]

Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.

[Darina @darinahitova]

Those things are better which are perfected by Nature than those which

[Людмила Вергазовa @a_lyudmila91]

If space is the final frontier, what's TIME?

[Михаил Вычегжанинов @e1amoo12]

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear

[Rohith Ravi @rohithravi21]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.

[Rodiney @rodineyac]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[Владимир Марясов @vova_maryasov]

while, knows something.

[Ольга Романская @favek61]

Crisis management works beautifully until an actual crisis occurs.