Антон Черноморский

[Надежда Парашковa @nparashkova]

"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"

[Максим Аленев @yniic1]

they call destiny.

[Глеб Дерягин @Yypim8Mega]

The last time doctors went on strike, the death rate dropped thirty

[Всеслав Судоплатов @vseslav43668574]

It was so cold, I almost got married.

[Ronald Balboa Arugay @Ronniearugay]

Women: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, pass the beer nuts.

[Зоя Асташевa @inyxi7]

In the Beginning, God created the Organization and gave It dominion

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

......64..65...66...67...68...69... "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

[Екатерина Лупачевa @a_lupacheva]

If she can't take the heat, get her out of the oven!

[Ева Киринa @eva06071]

textile manufacturing machinery...I wonder why

[Валерий Кильдишев @bosskil26251028]

The best way to avoid growing old is not to be born so soon.

[Юлия Наливкинa @a_nalivkina]

No matter how bad your kid is, he's still good for a tax exemption.

[Акилина Барановa @ABixxaa2]

The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the

[rofix @drfes]

The person who snores the loudest will fall asleep first.

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Наталия Бахусовa @ANbakhusova]

Blame San Andreas, it's all his fault.

[Tihomir rakoci @TIHOMIR111]

My bit bucket runneth over...

[Дмитрий Курчавов @DimaKurchavov]

Expectations should not determine whether or not one acts, nor how.

[Валентин Голендухин @MrOzyje7]

Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.

[Константин Сметанщи @ksmetan18115074]

We give nothing as willingly as our advice.

[Константин Сметанщи @ksmetan18115074]

into.