Глеб Дерягин

[Рада Егоринa @regorina1]

been exhausted.

[Валерий Кильдишев @bosskil26251028]

The best way to avoid growing old is not to be born so soon.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

......64..65...66...67...68...69... "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

[Rosen Tonkov @RosenTonkov]

http://t.co/4C27evDJXj

[Rodrigo Almeida @Ddrigo91]

Kinky: Using A Feather. Sick: Using The Whole Chicken

[Матвей Семибратов @matveys09875686]

"Wuwwaby" - JoFuddes Brahms

[Лариса Ваничевa @AIguto5]

When comes the revolution, things will be different - not better, just

[Людмила Ерковa @erkova_a]

There are those who make things happen.

[Tihomir rakoci @TIHOMIR111]

My bit bucket runneth over...

[Valery @vslsv]

Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in extreme pain.

[ron potts @ron0324]

"But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!"

[Екатерина Лупачевa @a_lupacheva]

If she can't take the heat, get her out of the oven!

[Антон Черноморский @ityn0m22]

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.

[Зоя Асташевa @inyxi7]

In the Beginning, God created the Organization and gave It dominion

[Дмитрий Курчавов @DimaKurchavov]

Expectations should not determine whether or not one acts, nor how.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

Strong words connote weak arguments.

[Rohith Ravi @rohithravi21]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.

[roueche @Roueche4Roueche]

Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness

[Ronny olhier @Ronnyolhier]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[Ron Shellhamer @RShellhamer]

Anyone can handle a crisis.