Лариса Ваничевa

[Ева Киринa @eva06071]

Never marry a woman who prays too much.

[Tijana Ledenko @TyanaGrint]

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

[Лия Осташовa @nikita138917162]

mouse.

[Илий Родичев @hos155]

History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each other.

[Алевтина Молошников @SonikBelka]

You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.

[Сергей Каверзин @kaverzin_serzh]

These were great. I just tried to search TLX's database and got a major

[Rohith Ravi @rohithravi21]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.

[Rosen Tonkov @RosenTonkov]

Острова - Главная http://t.co/W9wi2Rgbki

[Екатерина Лупачевa @a_lupacheva]

If she can't take the heat, get her out of the oven!

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Элеонора Филипчиков @m1ssfil03105839]

anything.

[Василий Жовнер @ogux93]

We're lost but we're making good time.

[Roman Vlček @romvlcek]

Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sucks.

[Арсений Фролкин @270175_frolkin]

An open mouth oft-times accompanies a closed mind.

[Rodiney @rodineyac]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[Надежда Парашковa @nparashkova]

"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"

[Екатерина Гомозовa @ANuleffka1990]

Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too

[Всеслав Суслов @gubaa41]

A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.