Надежда Парашковa

[Valery @vslsv]

Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in extreme pain.

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

......64..65...66...67...68...69... "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

[Анатолий Горьковых @agorkovykh2]

*IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only."

[Ева Киринa @eva06071]

textile manufacturing machinery...I wonder why

[Ron Sheridan @rssron]

Fire and water.

[Вера Лютихинa @lyutihina10091]

expected.

[Людмила Гавришевa @GavrishevaLyuda]

Never trust anyone who laughs at his own one-liners.

[Фёдор Манушкин @fmanushkin1]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[tyron wallace @freakyboyty]

The only things in history that are inevitable are those that have

[Антон Черноморский @ityn0m22]

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.

[Галина Резуновa @paw1uk209]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Алевтина Молошников @SonikBelka]

You look like a million dollars. All in loose change.

[Лариса Ваничевa @AIguto5]

When comes the revolution, things will be different - not better, just

[Всеслав Судоплатов @vseslav43668574]

It was so cold, I almost got married.

[roueche @Roueche4Roueche]

Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness

[김기동 @romulusk1]

Who mourns the falling of a single leaf ?

[Фёдор Лисниченко @flisnichenko1]

life.