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[Элеонора Филипчиков @m1ssfil03105839]

anything.

[Фёдор Манушкин @fmanushkin1]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[Рада Егоринa @regorina1]

been exhausted.

[tyron wallace @freakyboyty]

The only things in history that are inevitable are those that have

[Пётр Варгин @PetrVargin]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[rofix @drfes]

The person who snores the loudest will fall asleep first.

[Ron Kinkade @1800numbers]

probably ain't worth anything.

[Галина Резуновa @paw1uk209]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Василий Коробицын @korob1cyn19921]

ideas and subterranean behavior.

[Фёдор Лисниченко @flisnichenko1]

life.

[Лада Степченковa @AAare1979]

Memories of you remind me of you.

[Наталия Бахусовa @ANbakhusova]

Blame San Andreas, it's all his fault.

[Людмила Ерковa @erkova_a]

It is better to add life to your years than it is to add years to your

[Rafael Orozco @rafaorozcosoria]

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

[Patricia Bos @RogierPatricia]

is, it takes 'em a week to do it.

[Елизавета Рагозинин @eragozinina2]

To every exception there is a rule.

[Rohith Ravi @rohithravi21]

Amish safe sex: painting an "X" on the cows that kick.

[roueche @Roueche4Roueche]

Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness

[Любовь Варенниковa @ALyubov260881]

". . . come on and take a fwee wide . . ." - Elmer Winters Group

[Ксения Кокуркинa @KsenyaKokurkina]

No class of Americans has ever objected to any amount of government