Владимир Богороцкий

[roueche @Roueche4Roueche]

Whenever a man casts a longing eye at public office, a rottenness

[Галина Резуновa @paw1uk209]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Павел Захидов @reca712]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[tyron wallace @freakyboyty]

The only things in history that are inevitable are those that have

[Valery @vslsv]

Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in extreme pain.

[Георгий Бабаев @BabaevZhora]

nostalgia ?

[Ron Kinkade @1800numbers]

probably ain't worth anything.

[Rosen Tonkov @RosenTonkov]

place, the inaccessibility of which is proportional to the square of

[ron potts @ron0324]

"But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!"

[Qubrit @qubrit]

Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.

[Ольга Романская @favek61]

Crisis management works beautifully until an actual crisis occurs.

[Рада Егоринa @regorina1]

been exhausted.

[Екатерина Лупачевa @a_lupacheva]

If she can't take the heat, get her out of the oven!

[Patricia Bos @RogierPatricia]

The probability of your alarm not going off increases in direct

[Надежда Сыропятовa @ASyropyatova]

Strong words connote weak arguments.

[Ксения Кокуркинa @KsenyaKokurkina]

No class of Americans has ever objected to any amount of government

[Михаил Вычегжанинов @e1amoo12]

I'm not insensitive, I'm male. See the difference?

[Вера Лютихинa @lyutihina10091]

expected.