I want to thank the woman whose cell phone went off with perfect timing during the Doxology. Your Chime/Bell ringtone actually really added to the Consecration.
*NoHereticalActionsWereProformedInTheMakingOfThisMusicVideo*
@catholicguyshow@linorulli@JillRulli@LT_TheBiblegeek
I was rushing around and was using talk to text... What I dictated to my phone was "Yes, I will be there, for mass" HOWEVER what my phone heard me say, and therefore typed was "Yes, I will be there, firm ass."
@jenfulwiler you talked about auto correct fails last week or so... Well here's what happened this morning. I was texting MY BOSS - the Director of Faith Formation - that yes, I was in fact going to be attending daily mass with our colleagues at the parish we work for.
Damn it @linorulli !! The FIRST player took on my fantasy team was Nick Foles because of you!! TRY JUST TRY to blame @LT_TheBiblegeek as your bad luck scapegoat!! There is NO denying you're the Gooch on the @catholicguyshow tomorrow!!!
I just saw that @johnbcrist has a sale on his merch - which made me wonder if @jenfulwiler will have any at her #NaughtyCornerTour - It would probably just be a pile of plain black tee shirts... But at least she'd have delegated it to Chappell, so they will be ironed & organized.
Carissa - who won 2nd place in the #catholicguycon2 talent show by singing "It's Raining Men" - is a history teacher.. This is the only decor she brought to school with her on the first day back.. Priorities. @catholicguyshow@JillRulli
Went to daily mass this morning - the day after the #catholicguycon2 weekend - How fitting is it that the gospel today is the tale of Shiny Jesus!! @catholicguyshow#NastyMuppet