Nicola B

Call it what you want, yea, call it what you want to ❤

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

Hey @eBay_UK - if you offer to 'step in' when I've not received an item, maybe make sure your site is working so I don't continually get a 'whoops, technical issues' message every damn time.

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

Shout out to women who force their partners into a selfie with them, saying stuff like 'don't sit like that' 'don't pull that face' 'ffs, hold the camera up a bit higher' then 20+ deleted photos later post it to Facebook with the caption 'My World. ❤'

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

After being told to man up by someone online I cannot stop manning up. I now burp in public places. I eat full cans of axe body spray in front of crying children. I haven't had an emotion for 3 weeks. I now sit with my legs as far apart as humanly possible. I cannot be stopped.

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@ThatEricAlper Dave Hause and the Mermaid

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

This guy is a boss. Jeselnik doesn’t fuck around. Check out his new Netflix special. So damn good.

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@Vennart @StrangeForms What time are you on?

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth It's like the Blackpool Illuminations in here! (When too many lights are left on)

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@traceywilby1 @adamaofficial ❤❤❤

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@adamaofficial was AMAZING at @RoundhouseLDN last night 😍😍😍

[Thomas J @TJ_Hewitt]

I’ve watched this about 10 times and have belly laughed every time. I now share it with you to do the same. 😂😂😂

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

Who called them Masterchef finalists and not nomnominees

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@FrayedBlueJeans I've not seen him live sadly. Would love to though!

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@Plastic_Dracula I was shaking afterwards! Proud of my lil self though!

[The Gaslight Addict @gaslight_addict]

Oh my darling, you are the restless sea.
With your black heart raging over me.
Has the blue sky seen the same trouble as we?
Tell me true, my love, the restless sea.

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@Barrie_F1_BTCC It was in fact out out 😂

[Antonia @Flaminhaystack]

Some man has just pretended to get on a bus, really slowly, just so a woman who was running could make it to the bus stop.

Then, as soon as she safely got on, he stepped back off it to wait for his own bus.

I love this. Watching out for other people & doing a good thing. ❤

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@Plastic_Dracula Completely accurate!

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@Plastic_Dracula Say goodbye to your bank balance!

[Nicola B @BabyStrange13]

@Plastic_Dracula It's always dangerous to look at GLA things on eBay, more often than not it ends in money being spent 😂