Bebon

Beep beep lettuce

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@SharksEveryDayy How tf did that geriatric mf catch a seal?

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@ChBridges16 You might not want to day trade but just keep investing that shit like every other week and you'll be set in like 20 years

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@MinxMore Chrombok

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@ChBridges16 Then make a change headass

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@FthrCharlemagne What does this mean

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We really went from talking shit to 40 year olds in MW2 lobbies to not turning on our mic so we don't have to meet new people

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Coworker: Hey are you okay? You look kinda rough.
Me: Yeah I'm all good :)
Also me when I get into my car:

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"Fuck it we ball" I think to myself as I buy a Wendy's 4 for 4

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Instead of an Irish Coffee, I propose the Irish 2am Kiss. A glass of ice water with a double shot of whiskey to knock you tf out when you wake up in the middle of the night

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When there's a little kid walking around in his pajamas in the chinese restaurant you know that food about to be fuckin fantastic

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@GeneralSamsSec @Pestily Just dad stuff

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Been feeling pretty weird lately, think I'm gonna sleep in jeans and socks to help center myself

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Welp time to take a page outa ol O.J's book

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I was cutting firewood and Abby said I didn't know what I was doing, I told her to go inside and as soon as she went in I cut my thigh with the axe and now I'm hiding outside because I don't want her to know she was right.

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@welyn Silly pumpkin man that's just a jpeg of the verification icon

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You ever look back at your dump and see a concerning amount of blood and be like damn I hope whatever caused that either kills me or does nothing

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Just woke up to use the bathroom and saw my dad chugging green V8 juice straight out of the bottle in the kitchen

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@welyn @SwaggerSouls I love how you have like 2 million subscribers on YouTube but only like 200 peopel ever see your tweets

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Saw a Tinder bio that said, "If you take me to Hawaii I'll love you forever 💗 " who tf out here setting up these expectations smh

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@MinxMore Why they look like that?

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@FthrCharlemagne We must protect grandma