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professional ass.
Youtube: Twin:

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my audience and I have such a great relationship i love you guys

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I would never lay hands on my wife but I had a dream where she forgot pick up a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper from the store and she did not survive the night

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@FluxGandee We walked in the dark for 45 minutes to get to a vista for sunrise and Abby had to listen to us talking about the pacific theatre the entire time

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Just scouting for locations to dump hazardous waste and forever chemicals

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@HunterERiese I reactivated Facebook to swindle people out of furniture and they apparently made my shit public lmao

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@SmojiiTTV @Brammflakes What did I do to deserve this

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@VilifiedPeanut i can't help but seethe with jealousy when i see this guy

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Europeans shouldn't play Wardogs. They just don't understand tipping culture.

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@NStuff___ we don't have fent leaners where I'm from I had to take a pic 🤷‍♂️

didnt have time to rehabilitate him tho, i'll do it next time

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The artist vs the art

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@Brokenp1ank After owning 4 linen shirts I think I can officially check that material off my list of acceptable shirt materials. It just fucking sucks. If you sit down with a linen shirt it gets immediately bent and warped and twisted and is freaked for the entire day

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@Brokenp1ank It’s a linen shirt and it just got wrinklier as the day went on for some reason 🤷‍♂️

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@drgenu they don't ship to the US, but bizzle knows some people in Japan and i'm seeing if they'll ship it to me.

won't be here for like 4 months tho

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@Nimorp Excellent spread sir good luck to you

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@whatevalyn although i do agree that these things should be a part of the game and not a mechanic exploit

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They have begun clamping down on my swindles in Skyrim RP

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@whatevalyn I actually think that the trade system should be less rigid and security driven.

I like the idea that someone could just pickpocket you if you're standing too still or do a snatch and grab if you leave your products out.

It gives you a reason to get assistance from guards

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don't they know that constraints breed creativity

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@jifferey @creepdimensions When times get tough and daily life becomes a struggle. When each meaningless day melts into the next. You’ll look out to the horizon for a glimmer of hope.

The glimmer you’ll see will be this jerk off instructional.

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30 minute JOI just dropped guys go check it out

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@Capy2OO2 idk i posted it somewhere i forget where