Brenneman

Live tweets from the womb.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

My big sister looking at some monkeys. Wish I could see them...

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

Rush Mode! 6.519/s !! Awesome! Who can beat me in @PianoTiles -> http://t.co/smlEomof6L

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

Sucking my thumb would be a lot easier if I hap lips.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

I'm back. In other news, I can suck my thumb. Bam.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

I don't have time to answer your silly questions, please stop repeating them. Please stop repeating them. I think I've made my point.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

Anchor, tether, latch. A new generation of child nutrition.

Does it come in chocolate?

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

Burp. Swallow. Fart. Repeat.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

I believe in mom, do you?

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

If no one can smell my breath, does it still stink?

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

I tried to laso a giant pony last night, but my cord wasn't long enough.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

Eat. Sleep. Grow body parts.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

I can identify with the stick men inside of snow globes, what horribly out of control lives they live.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

I am trying out tomorrow for an acrobat show! The chinese don't have a chance!

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

Sea sick again.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

I feel like I'm on a cruise; three meals a day, small living quarters, water surrounding me on all sides. #lifeisgood

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

It sounds like a giant conch shell in here.

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Skinny dipping is kinda my thing. #sohappy

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I feel like I'm being smuggled.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

You wish your house grew with you.

[Brenneman @Babybrenneman]

Enough with the cutesy talk, I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU.