Zamboni!

I coped with this hellection by writing 21 Anti-Trump Fairytales: MAKE FAIRYLAND GREAT AGAIN

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I wrote a satirical anti-Trump book. Twitter banned my ads because of "Hate, Sensitive Topics, and Violence policy!" Yet they embrace Trump.

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They've been like this for decades.

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"Far too racist for the 80s, but just the right amount of twinkling white supremacy for 2017." - album review of 'The Jeff Sessions'

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Billy Bush better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!

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#TellATraitorousStoryInOneElection

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Twitter bans ads for my 'offensive' book of fairytales, but embraces the Republican President?

Highest office in the land. Lowest bar.

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Amazon rejected an ad for my anti-Trump book as 'a personal or character attack on a specific political candidate.' (Twitter too!)

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What happens when one party wins popular vote for WH, Senate & House--yet loses them all? Will of the people won't be denied long.

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Questionnaire from my democratic Congressman:

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Weak and syphilitic.

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Well, at least you're not named Jared. (With apologies to @JaredLeto, who only *portrayed* a monster.)

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Fuck anyone who says 'leave his family alone.' He's not leaving *our* families alone and when they go low we'd fucking better go lower.

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I wonder what Susan Collins is up to these days.

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Drive a wedge between Trump and the Republican Judiciary Committee Chairman! Tweet about this! https://t.co/ijPqRJ5DwZ #cucklatte

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So @RepGoodlatte wants to control the borders? He can't even control his staffers. https://t.co/ijPqRJ5DwZ #cucklatte

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In my field, of course, this wouldn't be considered the letter of a petulant manbaby:

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I like clever. I like snarky. I wrote a whole book of anti-Trump fairytales.

Fuck clever. All I've got left is shame and rage.

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Just accidentally clicked on an old bookmark. Should've listened to Perlstein. @rickperlstein https://t.co/J7uElDe1A3

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This image ... https://t.co/5bRzcrBp15

[Scott Wilson @ScottWilsonID]

Keep hope alive #dumptrump #nomohate #nomobozo #anongraphic #graphichack

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Fixed that for you, @nytimes! https://t.co/O1xHBDlfsL