Babylon Bee Crypto

The only bee Elon loves. Inspired by but not affiliated with @TheBabylonBee.

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ELON OWES $BEE 44B MARKET CAP?!

Let's see what happens when he honors the deal. 🐝🐝🐝

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BREAKING NEWS: Twitter CEO @elonmusk is changing the twitter logo from blue to #ff6000

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JUST IN: The FBI have received several reports of shady meme dealers recently; they urge everyone to DYOR.

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Who will win when @Pauly0x and @eth_ben fight?

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JUST IN: @elonmusk reveals why he took down Bob.
'I just want crypto twitter to pay attention to my dogs'
$FLOKI to pump 10x today.

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JUST IN: @elonmusk accepts shills from memecoins ONLY; no gaming projects.

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BREAKING NEWS: @GaryGensler says 'i dont think @BlackRock are doing anything illegal so we wont even look at them'

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BREAKING: @zachxbt is getting @zachxbt’d for an article published by @zachxbt; it appears CT is getting behind @zachxbt.

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TODAYS NEWS: We just received an email from @NASA offering to sell us exclusive moon-based crypto. Who knew the moon had its own financial district?

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JUST IN: Cryptocurrency degenerate visits McDonalds following the recent market fud.

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BREAKING: We just found out that the secret to mining Bitcoin is to whisper 'blockchain' into your computer's USB port three times. Results may vary, but it's worth a try!

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JUST IN: Trump NFT holders become vocal.

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BREAKING: @elonmusk has been spotted napping; many believe Elon doesn’t sleep but the image below proves otherwise.

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LATEST NEWS: Crypto crash leads local man to invent time travel; 'just going back to sell at the peak' he explains.

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BREAKING: @elonmusk sells $300m of $TSLA to ‘buy the dip’.

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BREAKING: @GaryGensler to officially launch his very own NFT project “Gary Dicks”; holders will have access to his call channel.

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JUST IN: @elonmusk reveals that $DOGE and $BEE holders will receive priority-whitelist for the new camouflaged @Tesla Cybertruck.

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BREAKING: Leaked documents reveal @GaryGensler has been offered an advisory role in FTX relaunch.

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BREAKING: The time @elonmusk spends on Twitter has reduced significantly to just 14 hours per day; insiders say he’s switching his focus to his upcoming memecoin launch.

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JUST IN: Mark Cuban (@mcuban) offers @GaryGensler a position on Shark Tank; FTX advisor, @kevinolearytv, backs decision.

#FireGaryGensler #SEC

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JUST IN: @elonmusk reveals stats showing that 85% of ALL Twitter users are crypto-moonboys.