Town Of Babylon (Parody)

Satire Account, sharing carefully curated jokes about the Town Of Babylon.

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West Bab boys will be like "i know a spot" then take you to bergen point and kiss you very poorly

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He was driving home from Mary Carroll’s.

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BELFAST

DINNER

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Been a while since a car drove through a store front in this town…

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The rapid millennial-fication of Babylon Village is concerning.

If Lily Flanagan’s floor does not remain sticky, and Mary Carrol’s bathroom does not remain dirty, we may boycott.

And long live the Argyle Grill.

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LUNCH

BELFAST

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Town Of Babylon, please consider donating to this.

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This is the most Long Island story of all time.

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Every single person in the TOB is going to have a DWI if this happens.

[News12LI @News12LI]

DWI BILL: There is a renewed push to lower the state’s DWI limit from .08 to .05.

https://t.co/TzTe36tYak

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A little late on the news here but it seems that hell has frozen over! South Bay Cinemas is back!

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Go to Mary Carroll’s, start it off with 4 maybe 5 Millers. Order the fucking mozzarella sticks and Bavarian pretzel. Get the mustard on the side. Go out back and smoke 3 or 4 cigarettes at the picnic tables. Call your ex, even if she blocked you. Overpay for an Uber.

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He’s one of us now.

[News12LI @News12LI]

#BreakingNews: Singer #JustinTimberlake has been arrested in Sag Harbor, according to Sag Harbor village police - https://t.co/YMrIcMeqlA

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This father’s day in the TOB, celebrate by bailing your father out for that DWI. He promises it won’t happen again, and certainly not on your birthday!

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This was simply a stylistic choice because the investigators thought they were tacky and outdated.

[News12LI @News12LI]

JUST IN: Sources confirm to News 12 that wood-paneled walls in basement of accused Gilgo Beach killer's home were removed by investigators. https://t.co/iOC4q3P330

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BREAKING: Donald Trump to be sentenced to 10-15 years hard labor working on the refurbishment of South Bay Cinemas.

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TOB parks and rec employees when you don’t have the beach pass or an ID for proof of residence.

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Perfect day for the alcoholic fathers of the TOB to get into fights with their kids at a barbecue. MDW is beautiful.

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It’s that time of the year again! Vote on your favorite TOB beach. Bay beaches not included because those are poverty beaches.

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You wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum I was raised in.

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BREAKING NEWS: Worst person you know has something amazing happen to them, and your life still sucks!

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JACKPOT: The winning Cash4Life ticket was sold at Sunrise Liquor Store in Bay Shore on Wednesday. https://t.co/wUHGNMfBWN

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Experts are continuing to warn Long Island residents to be suspicious of your cousin Anthony from Mastic who contacts you out of the blue, especially if he’s looking for 40 dollars as a “loan”.

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Experts are continuing to warn #LongIsland residents to be suspicious of anyone who contacts them out of the blue, especially if they ask for money. https://t.co/OmkNyjZunB