BachFantasy

We're not here to make friends. The original #BachelorFantasyLeague

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

Whattup my name is Jordan, my greatest hits include getting engaged on the last season of BIP, wearing a gold lame banana hammock, sending stuffed animals to their watery grave, and macking on your girl. #bachelorinpadadise

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

John Paul Jones is THE surfer bro from your 1998 teen dreams. #bachelorinparadise

[Michelle @MO_ZPP]

Peter was right. Rachel chose a ring and a life of mediocrity over something real. #TheBachelorette

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

Rachel just taught us a master class in lying to yourself. #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

About 45 seconds passed between Neil Lane showing up and Bryan arriving in front of Rachel. Something is not right. #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

So help me God if Nick Viall somehow weasels his way into the end of this season. What are you not telling us, Harrison #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

MAKE 👏 HER 👏 REGRET 👏 IT 👏 PETER 👏 #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

All of us right now. #DontBeMeanToPeter #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

Rachel is rewriting history with Peter. If there were red flags, ABC would have devoted a minimum of 90 minutes to it. #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

SO SHE PICKED BRYAN AND THAT'S HOW THEY TOLD US. I AM SO HURT. #TheBacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! CHRIS HARRISON YOU TRICKY BITCH #TheBacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

Rachel, girl, we love you, but nothing about what Peter is saying is confusing. #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

Every time Bryan and Rachel kiss, our entire watch party groans. #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

@Fantasizr @MikeHiscoe @ThePME We do score the Men Tell All episodes! Points are posted.

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

@maseeh4alum We watch on mountain time! Both of us live in Denver.

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

Eric you are sweet and pure and are making the right decision with your current facial hair situation and we all want good things for you.

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

I am so stressed that the final rose will go to Bryan and his cheek implants and I am not ok. #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

I wish I could hear Bryan kissing her less. #BacheloretteFinale

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

I've barely watched Rachel and Bryan's date because it's boring and because I'm busy guarding our cheese plate from my dog. #TheBachelorette

[BachFantasy @BachFantasy]

Every year, we're reminded anew that the season finale is boring as hell until the last 20 minutes. #BacheloretteFinale