Linda Ly

Dropped my Rolos.

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#StopTheBullShip

[Linda Ly @Bachu_Achoo]

@ Food 4 Less - Me: "Is that plain non-fat yogurt?" John: "Yeah. The one with the peaches in it right?"

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John: Did Jimmy say that Dad cut the chicken wings. I'mma eat it? Me: No he said, "Dad cooked the chicken wings, you idiot."

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Me: Hey Oliver. Are you sleepy?
Oliver: No.
Me: Do you want to party?
Oliver: *Nods*

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Wow. I get to choose my character, pick my car, but it won't let me play the game?! - Me during Mario Kart Wii

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Jimmy: "There's a new update for Inotia."
John: "I know. Now it crashes even more!!"

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I like it when the tortillas taste like bananas. It don't bother me none.

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Me: "YouTube changed the player?" Jimmy: "Yeah. Like your face.
All black when I get to it."

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@ My Dad's work & I dump the Sour Straws for Nutty Bars. John tells me "You D.A! Why is this here? Dad is the one that has to clean it up."

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Jimmy: All I'm making is butter & mustard sandwiches. Me: That sounds gross. Jimmy: Did I say butter & mustard? I meant mustard & mayonaise.

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John: Man, I keep forgetting to get the free buttwipes @ WalMart. Jimmy: Bug bites. Yeah I got 4 of them on my arm. John: 4 buttwipes? LOL

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"Want half of this cupcake?" "No." "Want all of it, fatty?!"

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I'm at Fry's checking out headphones and Jimmy is behind me and goes "Yeaaaahh" and turns up Sharp Dressed Man.

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"Circuit City doesn't exist. I've been standing on the street corner for 5 years." - John

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WHAT IS THAT DING DONG SOUND? Oh, something finished downloading. I'm not used to these nice sounds from Windows 7!

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"Let's sit down and watch a movie. Talk about white brotherhood." - John

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Jimmy, Sang, and I are all trying to fill up on the quiche John... until we looked in the microwave and were like "There's chicken?!"

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Friend while playing 13: "Who put that? You Linda? You see this right here? *Raises backhand* You know what this is? Disciprine."

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Mr. Burns: "There's no muscle stonger than the human heart."

Homer: "What about the wiener?"

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Jimmy: Eraser? Mine doesn't have one. *Shows pencil*
Me: *Stares at eraser on pencil*
Jimmy: Nevermind.
Me: *Russian accent* Idiot.