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ranting about #TheBachelor franchise 🌹 high school teacher (she/her)🌹 black trans lives matter 🌹 opinions are my own

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Dates I’d want if I were #TheBachelorette:

- Chopped-style cooking competition
- Contestants teach my ninth graders & whoever my kids like the best gets the rose
- A very long walk
- Therapy with a licensed therapist but the session isn’t broadcast, I just want them in therapy

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Packed schedule tonight

#TheBachelorette

[Undercover Bachelor Fan @undercoverbach1]

I feel like Jason is just some guy that’s never seen the show & was nominated by his family/friends & went on for fun without thinking anything would happen, & now he’s speaking in a very level-headed way but not in a way that’s on par with what’s expected #TheBachelorette

[guacamollie🥑✨ @guacamollie2]

clayton watching her say i love you too #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

[Always On @werealwayson]

Based on the BIP commercial, can we just skip this date? #TheBachelorette

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@BachelorScholar Bold of Jesse Palmer to assume any man on this franchise wild do either of those things

[Accept This Rose @IWatchBachelor]

Aven appreciation post... since ABC seems to be too busy talking about Tino to give this man his deserved focus

#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

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And by ��hate Tino” I mean really hate this edit. I don’t know this man, but I can’t stand the way the show is portraying him. Red flags abound.

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Giving Tino all this screen time outside of his date is really making me hate Tino

#TheBachelorette

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Aven is top 3 and I feel like I know nothing about him and yet they’re STILL devoting time during his date to Tino feeling bummed? I can’t. #TheBachelorette

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“What’s up, we’re Boy Story 5 and you’re watching Disney Channel!”

[Alyssa @aallyyyyssssssa]

Why do Rachel’s men look like the newest boy band?

#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[inmedialife @inmedialife]

They got like ten people on this thing. What is the carbon footprint of this show?
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

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The amount of footage of Tino kissing Rachel, there is no way this man is not her top two #TheBachelorette

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Loving Gabby and Rachel immediately eliminating the wrong reasons crew #TheBachelorette

[Henry Chang @t_witlessHen18]

How can they show a shirtless man riding a horse when Yosef’s daughter is watching at home?!#TheBachelorette

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@mcmac603 Nor Rachel. Honestly this is great. I’d love if the twins get eliminated night 1 because it’s a massive f you to production shenanigans.

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Joey and Justin look different enough to hypothetically be able to tell them apart, but I’m not sure I’m willing to devote the brain space to differentiating them. #TheBachelorette

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@mcmac603 Searching for a shred of personality in the bunch.

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I remember none of these men after the limo entrances. #TheBachelorette

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@bachlivesmatter Wine is more important

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Nate is a triggering name for Bachelor Nation right about now. #TheBachelorette