Dates I’d want if I were #TheBachelorette:
- Chopped-style cooking competition
- Contestants teach my ninth graders & whoever my kids like the best gets the rose
- A very long walk
- Therapy with a licensed therapist but the session isn’t broadcast, I just want them in therapy
I feel like Jason is just some guy that’s never seen the show & was nominated by his family/friends & went on for fun without thinking anything would happen, & now he’s speaking in a very level-headed way but not in a way that’s on par with what’s expected #TheBachelorette
Aven is top 3 and I feel like I know nothing about him and yet they’re STILL devoting time during his date to Tino feeling bummed? I can’t. #TheBachelorette
Joey and Justin look different enough to hypothetically be able to tell them apart, but I’m not sure I’m willing to devote the brain space to differentiating them. #TheBachelorette