Daddy Pig

||🐷 It’s never too early for meth|| 🐷 Wanted in 9 different states || 🐷 Craving Coffee Cocaine and Children ||

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

oink oink* daddy is on the prowl he needs to locate a youth for recreational purposes anyone know any bitches like that @LilBroGeorge

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@milf_pig As my queen @itsjojosiwa says; ‘I don’t care bout what dey say, imma come back like a boomerang.’ And THIS boomerang is gonna come back and kick u in the fanny

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@milf_pig bitches me be like; please be Christian Gray, but I already be out there actin like the bdsm boar whore

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@LilBroGeorge That was back in the day bois, ‘aú nautrellé Daddy Pig’ if you will.
Luckily the funds from Peppa’s reality show manages to keep the Botox budget afloat.

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

*oink oink* what's up bitches
New year New daddy

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

Okay guys, I’ll admit it, I started the #coronavirus
Don’t hate the player, hate the game

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@papa_pig_69 No Homo? Then what the fuck have we been doing for the past several years Emanuel? I’m sick of this, this is meant to be a two-way relationship. Like father like daughter, huh? 😡😡😡
#heinzbakedbeans

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@AlexanderPig1 Spray painting “faht bahsterd” on my front door doesn’t make you a ‘bad bitch’ Alexander, it just makes you illiterate.

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@LilBroGeorge Wow, thank you for listening to my music George! And for the free clout too!
As you all know, my first album was an absolute banger, so I’m now ready to present to you piggies my newest one! ((On sale now for £100.00, no refunds))

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

Hello my little piglets! I’m gladly ready to announce that today I’m dropping my first ever album! #anybodycanbeastar

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@LilBroGeorge As soon as I drop you off at the morgue.

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@milf_pig I’ve got your father wrapped around my finger, the wedding is in June xoxoxo #stepdad

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@papa_pig_69 @milf_pig Me? Never. #imnotjoking #loveme #please #iloveyou

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@milf_pig We don’t have a driveway Mummy Pig, we live on a shitty grass covered mountain. Take your medication, you are delusional. #FridayMotivation #MummyDiaries #meditation #medication #DeathByBrexit

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@papa_pig_69 @milf_pig Go tell them Manuel #marryme #brosbeforehoes #sexy #DivorcedMen #NationalBoyfriendDay

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@milf_pig Well if I don’t use them for slaverly then what’s the point of even having children #whore

[Daddy Pig @BaconDaddy12]

@LilBroGeorge Wʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʙᴇ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʙᴏʏ xᴏxᴏ