Bacon Pony

Making sense of nothing … but making fun of everything.

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

Which one is easier to believe:

A) There is a plan get out of the war with Iran.

B) We're technically not at war with Iran.

C) The Epstein Files will be released some day.

D) Dinosaurs are extinct because Noah left them to die.

#Poll #TrumpEpsteinFiles #IranWar‌ #Bible

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

Support small businesses… and the happy ending costs a little extra, but totally worth it.

#JDVanceIsWeirdAF

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

WTF?

https://t.co/g5LyYUSx77

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

The ‘Border Crisis’ is a shameful gambit for Trump’s GOP.

They squashed the Bill that could have addressed it to wait until Trump wins in 2024. But what if he doesn’t?

Do the crimes committed by “illegals” up the election fall on him? 🤔

#trump #GOP #border #shame

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

The guy that ‘knows more about <insert topic>’ really dropped the ball on this $454MM judgement.

The ruling came Sept. 2023 w/ damages TBD. So he either A) thought he’d get dismissed, B) didn’t take it seriously, or C) forgot to study.

He’s a f’king teenager.🙄
#TrumpIsBroke

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Former President Trump has not been able to get a bond to secure the $464 million fraud judgment against him, his lawyers say. https://t.co/OxsCYce9dx

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

Republicans find out their star impeachment witness is compromised by false testimony and Russian propaganda … but double down on lies to satisfy the stupid.

#gamblingproblem #intervention #GOP

https://t.co/ey01gls62D

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

Impressive argument about presidential leadership … and being old.

https://t.co/jJHSJ8wry5

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

#Trump hid classified docs in the bathroom… as if he actually reads!?

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

Posting from the toilet…

Is this really where Trump produces his best shit?

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

‘Stupid’ was on the ballot in 2022. So was ‘Treason’ against the Constitution.

Thankfully… they both lost. But not by enough.

#shame

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

@KariLake Because two negatives make a positive?

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

Also good for avoiding family holiday dinners in November 😁

https://t.co/QCwttPtFdW

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

She hates men that won’t listen to a woman’s interests.

He’s wondering why she’s still talking about something that doesn’t involve a man’s interests.

Somehow, great sex is what makes it all work. Or doesn’t.

That’s #truepurelove

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

She was 96 years old!?!

Sad… yes. Legacy… absolutely.

Shocked? Not exactly.

#QueenElizabethII #RIP

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

#stupidshitpeoplesay

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

Lock. Him. Up.

#TrumpIsACriminal

https://t.co/hjvxLSiRr7

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

Stallone says he wants to leave something from Rocky for his children.

Sounds fair. They can have everything after Rocky III.

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

"Dude... pull your head out of my ass." #shitmywifesays

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

According to some Americans, the “Price of Freedom” is:

Our Military +
Storming the Capitol
Taxing everyone but the Rich
Rape is an ‘opportunity’
Every newborn matters
School shootings happen

In a world where substance matters, prayers don’t cost a thing.

#vote

[Bacon Pony @Bacon_Pony]

@Tobi_Is_Fab Nice. But did you swallow?