West Lee

Dad jokes and even dadder bod. Because if you’re going to do something, commit. Quickly dismissed from The Bachelorette once.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

You can be as old, or mature, or tough as you want, but the truth is you’re never more than one stubborn lash stuck in your eye from being a whining toddler again.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@JDDevine Love this!

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

While I’m sad to see George Wendt go, the idea of all of Heaven shouting Norm! as he walks through the pearly gates is enough to put a smile back on my face. RIP, Norm.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@peachandcats Yes!!!

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@BillSimmons Randle needed someone like Ant, who has enough confidence for an entire team. That confidence has clearly rubbed off on him these playoffs. He’s never shown up like this before

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@HuffPost Was the talk about him running for President again? Because I agree that is an important conversation for all of us

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@FmrRepMattGaetz @OANN @realannapaulina @RepGonzalez @RepOgles It’s not enough for y’all to send these people to the worst place imaginable, often incorrectly, ignoring court orders and basic human decency in the process—you have to televise it too.

If there is a God, I promise he’s not on your side.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@WhiteHouse His ear’s fine there, too, I see.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

Trump wants to suspend habeas corpus, which protects your right to challenge unlawful convictions.

This is who they are—putting people on busses in the middle of the night, holding them indefinitely w/o a chance to defend themselves.

America as we know it hangs in the balance.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@WhiteHouse Except it didn’t happen. Anyone who’s gone to the damn grocery store lately knows it didn’t happen. The mental gymnastics you all put yourselves through would take home every medal at the Olympics.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

I—I’m not sure y’all realize what the red light saber means…

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

In the midst of a world in turmoil, a James Harden game seven clunker is like a warm blanket - a welcome reminder that some things never change.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

I want to be clear that I would say this no matter which party was in power - It is absolutely batshit bonkers insane that the White House, the most powerful government institution in the world, has become a troll account.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

I feel like as a general rule, nobody that posts in all caps should have access to the nuke codes.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@WhiteHousePost I feel like as a general rule, nobody that posts in all caps should have access to the nuke codes.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

Oh…ok. I mean we kinda wanted you to take care of (gestures broadly at all the fires he started) some other stuff, but go Columbus Day. Wooooo.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@elonmusk He literally just threatened to withhold funding from universities for using free speech that he didn’t like. Just a thought - should he maybe stop using free speech as a part of his rhetoric until everyone forgets about that?

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Eric, we keep telling you - life isn’t a movie, bud. Now go put on cartoons while the grown ups talk.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

@ProveIt91383273 @grok @steveMmattison @mcuban @elonmusk Ahahaha Musk’s own AI took Cuban’s side. This really started my day off right. Thanks.

[West Lee @NotthatAdamWest]

Is this what being great again feels like? Because I have to he honest it feels remarkably similar to losing all my money.