BadAssBitch

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I like the way Twitter brings
white people,black people
brown people, yellow people
& gay people all together,
to make fun of boring people.

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

Complimenting a man on his beard goes a long way. Complimenting a woman on hers - not so much.

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Is BRA's goalie dead yet?

[tazz @noneofyours99]

How you handle your fights says a lot about your friendship

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

A good drunk is always worth a bad hangover... after about a week.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

All I said was, "y'know what'd
look good with that.....
a pearl necklace".

Long story short.

I'm now banned from
Victoria Secret.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I don't think this girl at the
bar is as happy as I am
in the relationship I just
created for us in my mind.

What a bitch.

[Cookie’s Eye Candy Redux @sfreeze6]

I will always refuse to take off my sex eyepatch.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Oh! Tranny offends you.
I get it, we'll just go with
"cross dressing pervert freak that
likes anal", see.... that was easy
to fix.

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

I'm so happy, I could punch someone happier.

[S͠u͠mmer B͠r͠eeze ⚢ @moonlightglow4]

Instant connections between two souls are the best connections to experience..

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Just spent the last 2 hours
trying to show my dad how
to use his new iPhone,
or as I'll forever refer to it as,
My Vietnam.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I recognized this guy from his
avi, so I yelled, "HEY, IT'S
EATSPUSSYLIKEANANTEATER"
he didn't look, wife & kids
did tho.

It was him.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Based on my dreams, my
dick must think it belongs to
Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

You say, " partygirl"
I say, "slut"

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

It was a classic case of
He said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
She said
He sa... NO!
She said