Duke

I define manhood simply: Men should be tough, fair, and courageous; never petty, never looking for a fight, but never backing down from one either.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@ironcanary I feel you there. I've worked plenty of nights and I definitely prefer a daytime schedule.

Regardless of the potential advantages nights can bring.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@ironcanary When do you get to test her out?

[Duke @Duke1173]

@JesusRoxIt @EricLDaugh There are people in this country that would like our police to follow similar standards.

It's disgusting.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@RealCandaceO Most people are not suggesting that you are colluding with Russia...

The suggestion is that you are a useful idiot...

And honestly, it's hard to argue against that when you just learned that thunder is caused by lightning like five seconds ago.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@JulieOnX24 I had no intention of seeing it...

Just another example of a cash grab.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@SilentSt0rmX I see no cupcakes.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@Oceanbreeze473 You know why...

[Duke @Duke1173]

@SoveyX Right-handed.

It's rumored to be molded after a right handed hitter.

There were only about 175 left-handed hitters in 1968, when it was made.

The sixty's crowd wasn't big on minorities.

I rest my case.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@SilentSt0rmX Too late.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@JesusRoxIt @EricLDaugh I'm still a little too angry about this story to respond.

I won't be able to keep it PG.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@ironcanary How long ago was that?

Do you still have that guitar?

[Duke @Duke1173]

@SoveyX Ah, that makes sense.

I've noticed the effort.

You've proven many times that integrity is important to you.

You've earned that reputation.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@SoveyX I would attempt to charge her my going rate for being an extra in a useless person's video.

I'm expensive.

[Duke @Duke1173]

I own a Subaru and I really don't care about the jokes.

It's reliable, and a great all wheel drive car.

I did a significant amount of research before I bought it.

I'm certain that I will get over 300k miles out of it.

It retains its value better than most cars.

I dare you to come up with a joke that will actually make me regret my purchase...

Nay, I triple dog dare you...

Don't hold back.

Do.

Your.

Worst.

PS: I will admit that you have convinced me that my next car should be a Tesla.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@Files247X @jackinmaine So I've been told...

I've also been told that I'm actually big softy at heart...

Depends on the day, I guess.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@Files247X @jackinmaine I'll wait til you figure it out.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@ironcanary I believe that is the smartest guy Joe Biden knows...

Says a lot.

[Duke @Duke1173]

@SoveyX I will now enlighten my coworkers with this little nugget of knowledge...

HR, I'm on my way.