BadAssMother400

By day I write stuff that gets people to buy things. By night I chase my cats around the apt forcing my smothering love on them. Basically, I am evil.

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

Adult Lunchables = Pretzel Crisps + cream cheese + pepperoni slices. Drag pretzel through cream chz, top w/ pepperoni, shove in mouth, cry.

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@Thom_Hartmann @RemindMe_OfThis November 3, 2024

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Break My Soul drops then we get the Roe decision?????????? Seems 🐠 🐟 🎣

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩can’t tell if getting up at 230 cuz insomnia or cuz I know there’s a new puzzle waiting & def can’t go ‘back to sleep’ til im done so I also can’t tell if this is the best or worst thing that’s happened to me

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Ohhhhh i see.

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Ethan Couch killed 4 people while driving drunk; his BAC was 0.24. He fled the country. He was only given 10 years probation, & then 720 days in jail for violating his probation.

Rogel Aguilera-Mederos was sentenced 110 years for an accident killing 4 because his brakes failed.

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

Too much main character syndrome and too little understanding of physics is why driving fucking sucks how does anyone live with themselves #typedwhiledriving

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

The depression urge to celebrate for folding one stupid blanket

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Anytime I have to show proof of vaccination and my ID, I wish they had just microchipped me.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’m so looking forward to this. Jo is the absolute coolest

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

Ok Thor was aight and a little stupid. Too bad about that sick rainbow road. Captain America next.

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

Home sick since Saturday. Watching Marvel movies in order.

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

Thors dad took his hammer and now he’s just a lacrosse player.

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@ericcmanchester 👀 I’m so glad to have endless hours of shit to watch (I have seen everything on Bravo).

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

@ericcmanchester What is that!!

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@lolo_mcgee LOL!!! This is the best news. I can’t wait to hear what she thinks of all this. I *just* started. All these dudes are in the desert trying to move the hammer.

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

@lolo_mcgee 😭😭😭😭ARE YOU REALLY. This is amazing

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

Bridgerton never shows anyone taking a bath? that’s like, a thing in those shows.

[BadAssMother400 @BadAssMother400]

Can someone tell me how people have the BALLS to ask a rude question like, “How are you?” Like, what is your problem?