Bruce Bruemmer

Unremarkable. Mostly harmless.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

Finally got out of AT&T jail only after about 30 years. #ATT

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

@mspairport It all started with Mel Bakersfeld, when MSP was known as Lincoln International #mspairport #BurtLancaster

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

@CrimeWatchMpls Yesterday it was pretty elevated at 38th and Cedar.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

@KBEMfm Dave Frishberg. Been humming his stuff all week.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

@twinkiejiggles @KBEMfm Lots of dust on that LP. I found myself reaching for an imaginary, historical Discwasher. Got rid of my LPs when I ran out of Discwasher fluid.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

Time to revamp "How to succeed in business" with songs like "The #ElonMusk Way," "A #Twitter Account is not a Toy," "I Believe in Me," "The Brotherhood of Canned." But who will do the choreography?

[The Capital Times @CapTimes]

The UW has inexplicably determined that fighting racism requires tarnishing the name of an alumnus who was a civil rights champion. https://t.co/Ek6jPSsGBF

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Information in the 70s: took up your whole fucking bookshelf, maybe a little outdated, 97% accurate.

Information today: fits in your pocket, 97% bullshit and animal videos.

Advantage: 70s

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

"Normal" #zucchini weighs about 10 oz. The #stealthzucchini on the right weighed in at 2 lbs. 12 oz.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

The proposed #Overture, produced by #BoomSupersonic (really?) looks a lot like 1983's #StarflightOne, the worst airplane disaster movie ever made. The similarity is not a good thing (unless #LeeMajors pilots it).

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

Groovin' to Bee Balm.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

RIP, #JoeTurkel. "Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine..." #theshining

[Merrill Markoe @Merrillmarkoe]

Time to Vote. Our distinguished nominees for BEST SPELLING IN MAY/JUNE 2022 BY CLOSED CAPTIONING SOFTWARE OF A FAMOUS NAME ON A LIVE TELEVISED HEARING are:

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

This would have been the biking weekend of the original Minnesota Ironman. Temps at 31F with snow/rain predicted late afternoon. I think I'll stay home, thank you.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

Not to minimize the human suffering, but reports indicate that the Antonov 225 may have been destroyed in the #UkraineRussiaWar. The 225 visited @MSPAirport in 2014, the only one ever completed and the biggest thing ever to land here. What a waste.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

@stribcbrown Yep. Yearbooks are dangerous.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

I just love my Monday Mask Washing! #newtraditions #FelsNaptha #masks #INeedaLife

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

What can you do on a -7F day? Finally clean the chest freezer (contents stored on the porch; some tossed) and gloat that you don't live in Winnipeg.

[Bruce Bruemmer @BadBruce]

#HappyNewYear! Good news: 2021 is over. Bad news: This is the year of Soylent Green. #SoylentGreenispeople

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

Pay attention to the violent rhetoric of Jesse Waters about taking a deadly “kill shot” at Dr Fauci (his employer, Fox, excused it as “a metaphor for asking hard-hitting questions”). This is another example of their normalizing of violence. We must not accept this as normal.