Bad Dad Company

Our way — from diapers to dominance. On a mission to cancel “Gentle Parenting” & “Participation Trophies.”

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My wife: How much money have you spent on golf this year?

Me:

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It’s Trash Truck Day. Everybody put on your god damn game face. #BadDadCompany

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Undefeated in World Wars.
60 consecutive Super Bowls.
Olympic Gold Medal hockey teams.
‘Merica!
#BadDadCompany

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If we don’t win this gold medal, I will be boycotting maple syrup for the duration of 2026. #baddadcompany #Olympics2026 #TeamUSA

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Pulled a muscle trying to kill a mosquito. Yup, I’m a Dad. #BadDadCompany

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It’s Trash Truck Day. Everybody put on your god damn game face. #BadDadCompany

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Both Portola and Saddleback girls flag football teams had turn-around seasons to win league titles. Fullerton, which also won a title, looks solid too. CIF playoff pairings will be announced Friday.
@OCSportsZone @PortolaAthDept @FernandoMDonado @fjuhsd @JAC0BRAM0S

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Portola girls flag football team knocks off Woodbridge in league showdown
CLICK LINK:
https://t.co/LihJ827uku @OCSportsZone @PortolaAthDept @PortolaFootball @JAC0BRAM0S @FernandoMDonado @TimBurtIrvine @thebaus

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It’s Trash Truck Day. Everybody put on your god damn game face. #BadDadCompany

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My almost 3-year-old just told me, “Hey Dad, you eat too much food.” Somebody needs to teach him to mind his god damn business #BadDadCompany

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It’s Trash Truck Day. Everybody put on your god damn game face. #BadDadCompany

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It’s Trash Truck Day. Everybody put on your god damn game face. #BadDadCompany

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@TeranRodriguez1 Love this. Next year let’s make a season long Pick’ Em. Or even a Survivor pool. $20 could be a good time.

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Tried to cuddle with my two-year-old during bed time… bro had the audacity to say, “Dada, give me some privacy.” I don’t get no respect I tell ya. #BadDadCompany #Wtf #rude

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It’s Trash Truck Day. Everybody put on your god damn game face. #BadDadCompany

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Son called me a “Bad Parent” tonight. I always knew this night would come, and i mean honestly it’s on brand… I just thought it would happen when he was 14 maybe 15… not 2-and-a-half. #BadDadCompany #Toddlers #Fatherhood #OhJoy #JesusChrist

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Bad DADvice #16: Can we normalize dads staying home during other kids’ birthday parties? Fellas, if we UNITE on this, then we won’t have to have forced, awkward conversations about our careers, we won’t have to miss UFC Australia which inconveniently starts at 12pm today, (let’s be honest we’re watching on our phone anyway) and we won’t have to hear our wives talk about how Brad and Chelsea’s relationship is kinda rocky so that’s why their son Blaze is acting out more than usual… #BadDadCompany #UnitedWeStand #NoMorePartiesInLA #HappyBirthday

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At the point in fatherhood and toddlerhood where I’m happy my son is a witty smartass like his dad… but if this mother****** disrespects me one more time for clout he’s gonna get these hands… #BadDadCompany

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It’s Trash Truck Day. Everybody put on your god damn game face. #BadDadCompany

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Due to the strike, It’s NOT Trash Truck Day. #BadDadCompany