The Bad Estate Agent

PARODY. Providing bad estate agency failings via tweets, jokes, pictures & videos.

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

They forgot to mention off-street parking for two cars!! @BadListingPhoto @BadRealtyPhotos #estate agent #realestate

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

I hear they're starting to call Sheds studio flats now.... #RealEstate #Fail #Home @BadListingPhoto @BadRealtyPhotos

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

http://t.co/4zKcjkneO2 How not to list your property (check the floor plan) @sarahbeeny @tepilo you need to improve your advice! #realestate

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@BadListingPhoto @BadRealtyPhotos @Realtorproblems @RealtorProbz

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

Who says estate agents aren't geniuses at selling houses?!! #dog #bemoredog #RealEstate #EstateAgency #Marketing

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

I don't think we should be punished for encouraging #safesex #realestate http://t.co/tgsCoQJb1D @badlistingphoto @badrealtyphotos

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@rightmove Or this bathroom?? Ever seen yourself from so many angles? #realestate @badlistingphoto @badrealtyphotos

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@BadRealtyPhotos Sorry my big head must have got in the way of the photo... #realestate

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@BadListingPhoto @BadRealtyPhotos I hope people don't mind me bringing my Snow-Tiger to the viewings #realestate

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@BadListingPhoto ahh left the toilet seat up. Bad mistake there. Hope I flushed it...

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

"You take a wander round and I'll just sit in the sunny garden topping my fake tan" is the general theme today... #summer2014 #HardSell

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@BadListingPhoto @BadRealtyPhotos -how about a MULTICOLOURED ELEPHANT to help your home look marketable?! http://t.co/74f5V1wSr6 #realestate

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@LuckyDogPix @BadListingPhoto Hopefully not "sold as seen".

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

Nice to see both #Heroes and #RealEstate trending alongside each other on Twitter! Nice of you all to say that about us.... (#Delusional)?

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@BadRealtyPhotos Plenty here for you to choose from! http://t.co/qiAcjDACLK

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

One asked where to stick their garden furniture, I said "where the sun doesnt shine". They misunderstood - I meant their North-facing garden

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@rightmove Not if I can help it!!! #PositiveThinking

[Rightmove @rightmove]

Just one in 10 prospective buyers are willing to compromise on their chosen location: http://t.co/S53jcklKzU

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

@BadListingPhoto @googlemaps no but at least you can get clear directions! Try getting that from one of us...!

[The Bad Estate Agent @BadEstateAgent]

I was wondering why I was getting booed and hissed at walking down the street...