@CharlesPerreir7 @Matthewtravis08 The immigrant would invite you over for a weekend cookout. The MAGA Christian would leave a note on your door complaining that it's been three days since you last cut your grass.
"It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it."
- Maurice Switzer [1906]
Bless her heart.
@va_lidate You'd go to the airport with $200. The ticket agent would say the cost was $201. You'd go home to get a dollar, then return to the airport only to discover that the ticket now cost $207.