Bad Luck Brian

Makes new Twitter, forgets the B in his name.

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Tries to pause porn. Accidentally clicks "share to facebook".

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First time watching porn. Two girls one cup.

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Goes down on girl for the first time. Penis.

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Plays pool. Drowns.

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Gets laid. Off.

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Gets hooked on phonics. Overdoses.

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Had sex with the teacher. Home schooled.

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Plays with himself. Loses.

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Stands around doing nothing. Gets arrested for impersonating a police officer.

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Meets the girl of his dreams. In his dreams.

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Sweat drops down his balls. No bitches crawl.

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Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.

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Has phone sex. Gets hearing aids.

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First time on Chat Roulette. Sees his Dad.

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Finally finds a girl who loves him for his brains. Zombie.

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Goes up to sing at karaoke bar. Skrillex song.

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"Come at me bro". Brother ejaculates on him.

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Kisses himself in the mirror. Herpes.

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Went to burger king. Had it their way.

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Wins lottery. Has heart attack and dies.