Bad Relationship Advice

Accelerating the end of heterosexual relationships with game-playing advice, control tactics, and knee-jerk break-ups.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

She got 3 university degrees, she’s a business woman and ceo, she got married in her 30s (to a man 5 years younger than her) and had kids in her mid 30s. her entire life is the result of feminism

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@chakravartiiin Gen X here. 👋

All women hate this kind of “nice guy,” and it’s great to finally see one face some consequences versus generations of sympathetic rom-coms that painted these selfish stalkers as romantics.

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@wotancore The wish wasn’t the crime. But when a woman is in so much pain that she cries out to a man to kill her, making it clear the demon possessing her is asleep, and all he can think about is how lovable he is?

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@PatriotArle Yeah, no - that’s not his sin. Watch the movie. You won’t regret it.

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@TheManMakerx Rich women marry broke men all the time. They marry vacation dick, bartenders, and personal trainers.

Stop acting like it’s not 2026.

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@Rich_Cooper Why rant against divorce if you only wish to live like a divorced man anyway?

How is any of that helpful to children?

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@strappyshoe @nymphbaeee Yeah, that’s the point. Nicky made it abundantly clear she was already a violent psycho in that party.

I mean, how much more evidence would you (or Sarah) need to avoid this blood-covered couple?

Ffs, does she need another Hansel brother arm dismemberment for sex monologue?

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@FeralPHunter Frequently compliment her on her feet.

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@audrawrongspeak So many shows made for kids over the past 20 years depicted fathers and father figures as idiots.

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@prolifefrenchie They aren’t. They just don’t believe that as soon as they are able to find a clean-up towel that there is a third person in the room. 🙄

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@Rich_Cooper And you’ll go on to wear even thicker bifocals while ranting like a bitch while a string of 28 YO mids use you for money. 🤷‍♀️

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@JDunlap1974 Forcing people to respect the Russian flag is an important issue for you?

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@nicksortor So fucking trashy. Tribalism over basic American pride and respect.

Imagine someone using that platform to call Melania an escort?

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@tobeyy_mag According to the script, the hospital couldn’t take her due to informed consent.

Which seems wrong. I thought they took over self-harmers regardless of consent.

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@strappyshoe @nymphbaeee I don’t think she deserved it, but if she’s clearly an idiot with no sense of self preservation.

Imagine seeing Bear and Nicky at that party and then trying to lure that man out of their bed at 2:00 AM. At some point, it’s Darwinian.

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@strappyshoe @nymphbaeee She didn’t need to meet him at all.

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@Hustleorbeg7 So will men.

[🌸 (Ni)gro Robin 🌸 ➡️ Dreamcon @che_creates]

So sorry to my girl but if my friend scoots my chair away from her man so I can’t kiss him during a GAME and busts herself in the face with a bottle at a party… I’m not trying to talk to her man at 3am. No survival skills. Bear was even dumber for agreeing!

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@Jaded_Chinx Paducah is pretty small, ngl.

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@AdnaanJnr No. She paid for drinks. She said “ew” when he said he got her a gift. She tried inserting Ian in everything.