I shall never stop the fight until I see this on an official Nintendo Direct:
Please make it happen Nintendo and Sakurai.
#ConkerforSmash 🐿🍺
#SuperSmashBrosUltimate
Like the absolute best case scenario I see for the series is Conker getting into a future Super Smash Bros title, which sadly is way more of a long shot than it should be.
I'm gonna be honest, Conker is the definition of a one-time thing to me. Not only do I have no hope of the franchise coming back, I also have no faith that any studio would do it justice, especially nowadays. I'd genuinely rather it stay dead than having another Young Conker tbh.
@Pixio01@Gilition@mariotwtconfess There's also like a huge difference between a cameo appearance and a character having an actual role in the story but ok.
Giving a full-on 18+ booth to Conker in order to advertise Bad Fur Day at E3 2000, complete with all kinds of insane merch that fit perfectly with the game. Not just t-shirts, but also beer mugs, Playboy promos and of course, the iconic Conkdoms.
@ManaByte Still, Rare gave us one last masterpiece. A final fuck you to the rating systems. Conker's Bad Fur Day released in March 2001, just 6 months before the debut of the Gamecube. Complete with piss, shit, blood, violence, drug use, and even some titties.
End of an era.
Y'know what, y'all too comfortable excluding my boy from these, so I'mma throw my hat into the ring.
Next Smash predictions with a side of wishful thinking:
See, this is secretly the reason why I hate Live & Reloaded. They had the opportunity to take the original and improve it by going full realistic. We could've had Conker looking like an actual squirrel instead of this weird Bob Clampett cartoon.
One of my favorite little anecdotes is when Rare first showed the rebooted Conker to NOA, Minoru Arakawa could not stop laughing whereas Howard Lincoln just said "I'm not sure if I find this funny"
@BottlesTheMole I mean I'd be all for Pimple but he's more of a heavyweight compared to the other two, so my idea was to give Rash and Zitz four alts each, with Rash as the default, similar to Olimar and Alph. Pimple could just be part of the Final Smash, unless they figure something else out.
My Top 10 Picks for the Next Smash:
- Paper Mario
- Tom Nook
- Ditto (Pokopia)
- Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Leon (Resident Evil)
- Malenia (Elden Ring)
- Palico (Monster Hunter)
- Ichiban (Yakuza: Like a Dragon)
- Chun-Li (Street Fighter)
- Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)