BadSouthernRail

This is a parody account with no affiliation to Southern Rail, it contains no facts, information or help to passengers... Much like the official account.

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Passengers advised that, much like a Southern Rail train, BadSouthernRail has unexpectedly stopped

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

6, To all politicians and managers who run this misbegotten shitshow - your greed, incompetence and callousness have ruined lives. On behalf of everyone forced to endure your daily cockwittery - GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU FUCK-FACED FUCKHEADS

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

5, Now, the next tweet is for the people run this company. Prior to this, this has always been a family account with no swearing. So, if you don't like bad language then perhaps give the next tweet a miss

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

4, If you like movies, then I run the movie news spoof site @ScreenIdle which you can find on Twitter and Facebook.
Podcasts I’ve made include Directors Commentary and Cooper (V. Sweary) that can be found on iTunes and other pod places

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

3, I should plug some other stuff I do because there's ten thousand of you, and leveraging your social media presence is what you're supposed to do.

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

2, Thanks for following, liking and retweeting. I hope you’ve been mildly amused during those miserable times sat inexplicably outside Gatwick Airport. I'll keep the account open, if I get inspired again I may re-emerge in the future

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

1, Hello, I'm Neil, I do BadSouthernRail and I think it's time to stop. Obviously, the trains are still a load of shocking old rubbish but I've just run out of funny things to say about them. So, best to quit while I'm ahead

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

I think we're doing the same timetable as last week. Not sure though, we'll see.

[Screen Idle @screenidle]

New Lords of the Rings TV show to have 562 endings and go on until the end of time
https://t.co/zFZTB3OXBM #LordOfTheRings

[Screen Idle @screenidle]

The time Gene Kelly was forced to remove gangster rap sequence from Singin’ in the Rain
https://t.co/yf5UIDJoon

[Screen Idle @screenidle]

The time Godfather part III was a hilarious time-travel comedy
https://t.co/ifeqrtbxzH @godfathermovie

[Screen Idle @screenidle]

Review – Escape Plan 2
https://t.co/NEMZmkmbkJ

[Screen Idle @screenidle]

Filming begins on Avatar sequel after James Cameron completes construction of planet
https://t.co/zboNKx0Ei1 #avatar

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Passengers advised that the cancelled 1535 #londonbridge to #brighton service left on time. Seriously.

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Passengers advised that services will stop at stations at the desertion of the driver

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Passengers advised that a branch fell on a cable, delays across the network expected forever

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Passengers wishing to know how to get home advised to guess

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Passengers advised to check the destination on the front of your service as that's the only way you'll find out where it's going

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Look, there's a Kath Kitson at #londonbridge, you can spend the four hours waiting for your train buying twee tat. Makes up for everything, eh?

[Richard Ching @RichardChingCW]

Lots of new retail emerging at @NetworkRailLBG Just because customers shop online doesn’t mean they never leave the house. Retail needs to be relevant and equally convenient or a compelling destination. #retailisnotdeadjustevolving

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Some films you won't be back in time for

[Screen Idle @screenidle]

Weekend Film Guide 20th July
https://t.co/sF4cDbulVs