BadThoughts

Life is Short, Laugh a Little

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Wrinkles in time

#BabyBoomerBooks

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Just bought that new $29 battery upgrade from @Apple, let’s see how long my battery la

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@spikewarden1 Think about it, who’s gonna enjoy your cleaned laundry if you don’t make it to tomorrow? **Hypothetically **

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#ChangeThingsUpBy replacing your morning coffee with Vodka

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Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.

#WednesdayWisdom

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#ISpendMyExecutiveTime playing hashtag games

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Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.

#TuesdayThoughts

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Ever notice that all the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointed away from earth? Yeah me neither

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While eating Oreos, and I was dunking one in milk and the cookie broke and sank to the bottom. So now I'm just sitting here, staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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Don’t get upset with people or situations, both are powerless without your reaction

#WednesdayWisdom

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@Phil16723 Prrreeeeeeeaaaaaaach 😔🙌👏

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@ThePotterGeist On no but My Twitter Page would be no fun if I were to stop!!!

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Nothing worth having comes easy

#TuesdayThoughts

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@smilexgratitude I’m not ‘chubby’ ... I’m fun sized 😂😉

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@WRHOfficial Loved it 😊

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I just figured out why I'm chubby! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "For extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says " Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove". I’m starting the year off right!

#NewYearsDay

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@NikkiNoel_ Throw out the person but keep the Mac and cheese

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@ArtooSteveToo Did you try turning it off and turning it back on?🧐

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@bananainsweats I’m still working on my New Years resolution back from 2012