The Bad VC

I'm a Baaaad VC. Sorry 'bout that.

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

#protip: when 2 many smokin' hot chicks show up 4 startup launch party it's time 2 sell. (looking @ u, SF & Beijing)

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

if startups I invest in were *actually* worth the post-money valuation after I invested, I'd be a rich man... or at least, a less poor one.

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

VCs aren't evil... we're just aligned with large outcomes. (and not yours) 🙈🙉🙊

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

srsly: who does this jerkoff Nikola Tesla think he is going after 3 markets at the same time? (and no kickstarter!) http://t.co/b6zifEVwaJ

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

quotable clueless founder: "Traction is awesome -- in just 12 wks revenue grew >10x!" = "3 months ago we had absolutely minuscule revenue."

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

quotable clueless founder: "The Series A Crunch has really hurt our potential to raise capital." = "No real VC thinks we can make money."

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

quotable clueless founder: "Our current growth is entirely organic; we haven't spent a dime on marketing!" = "We have no idea what CLV is."

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

#BadVC translation of "Your failure to plan is not my emergency." = "Your startup's urgent need for cash does not motivate me to invest."

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

@msuster sweet #humblebrag :)

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

Real-Time Social Gaming for Big Data Collaborative Consumption Lean Startups. #VCjizzbomb #TermSheetSplosion

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

too bad we can't short over-priced startups. this shit gettin' just little bit CRAY, bitches. (hey Facebook, can u fuckup another IPO plz?)

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

thinking about funding a group-texting startup doing social games for daily deals. #OneBILLIONdollars #badVC

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

You Know #ItsaBubbleWhen: VCs bring clean term sheets to the 1st meeting.

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

Let Us Give Thanks: for liquidation preferences, double-dipping, and the invention of the Full Ratchet. Hallelujah!

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

let us give thanks: 4 low valuations, entrepreneurs who don't read fine print, & LPs indifferent to 10+ yrs crappy IRRs. #TwoAndTwentyFTW

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

if I severely criticize your startup, one us made a mistake taking the mtg -- and probably it was me, not you.

[Chris McCann 🏎💨 @Chrismccann]

Crazy crowd of people at AT&T park right now. Fireworks are going off like bombs here. http://yfrog.com/f3kytlj

[Jeremy Levy @jewgravy]

Okay, Giants fans... don’t get so stoned tonight that you forget to vote to legalize pot tomorrow.

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

show me a startup w/o "traction", and I'll show you 20 indecisive VCs who "want to followup".

[The Bad VC @BadVC]

@davemcclure #BadVC don't work hard on weekends. or weekdays. only At The End Of The Day. (no wait, we just say that a lot.)