Bad Pun Friday

It has begun. #badpunfriday

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Finals Week? More like crying all week amirite up top ✋

#badpunfriday #onWednesday

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The best jobs in the tech industry used to be Steve.

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Josh from Twenty One Pilots has finished his work. He's Dun.

#badpunfriday #ontuesday

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The foal was up all night screaming. The next day, he was a little *horse*.
#badpunfriday #onmonday

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@Brach_Obama Come on, it'll be... pun.

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Guys, I'm rebranding. I'm a college student now. You're gonna get a whole lot more puns.

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BET Y'ALL FORGOT THIS ACCOUNT EXISTED #badpunfriday

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison #badpunfriday

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If Freddie Mercury and David Bowie had an important deadline to meet, they'd be under pressure.

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I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way.

#badpunfriday #imback

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#badpunfriday #exceptonthursday

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Nocturnal female horses are a nightmare.

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The fact that I listen to my music really loud speaks volumes about me.

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If anyone ever tries to offer you a good deal on some marionette puppets, remember that there are always strings attached.

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Thanks for defining the word "earth" for me. It means the world.

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Stop being so emotional, for crying out loud.

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I'm really being tested today...

#badpunfriday #finalsweek

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The price of buying velcro these days is a ripoff.

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Had to break up with that girl at the gym. Things just didn't work out.