Bad Tweet Man

Professional egirl blocker
Dwarf supremacist(elves unfollow)
Todd Howard apologist
Bald Head Respecter

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

"bad tweet man, living up to your name I see."

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

Hideo Kojima present

[Kaleb @KalebPrime]

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It's over. I guess that tarot card reader was right back in 2014 when she said I'd "travel around the world, become insane, and die."

I have, technically speaking, travelled aroud in terms of reach, I guess, and I am kinda insane come think of it.

Which leaves...

[Kaleb @KalebPrime]

Kab would’ve liked these 😔

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

If you watch the movie, all it took was one mentally retarded Italian American to take down the strongest communist that ever lived.

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@DAKKADAKKA1 Yeah but you dont play games

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

How the fuck was I down to 3014 12 hours ago? ELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@Xanthan81 N..No... I dont even know what that is

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

I swear every time I go out for dinner at this place and get suicide wings the person tossing the wings either makes it bitch made or tries to kill me. There is no middle ground.

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

That's a Great Pyrenees, they will fucking slaughter a pack of coyotes like it's a regular work day.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

The theory is that if you encounter a bear, you should avoid eye contact and slowly retreat instead of turning around and running. Interestingly, bears behave the same way when they leave

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@KalebPrime FUCK!

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@ChristinaTasty The Subaru is a nice touch, really brings the whole tweet together.

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@KalebPrime @RickHamster1 We all know how that ends

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

Attenzione #Italia Ci sono donne disposte a uscire con Kaleb?

[Kaleb @KalebPrime]

Ok so the current canon BTM timeline is:

-The Bad Tweet Man (prequel)

-Shadow of the Poison Swamp
-Leafsurge
-Maplereign

-The New War
-The Alberta Uprising
-BTM & Mike: Yukon Wars

-Blood Rain

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@GamingAndPandas I was trying to imply it was only a little bit

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@KalebPrime @RickHamster1 You just whipped this up eh?

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

MY FUCKING POND BACTERIA THAT ORDERED LAST MONTH STILL HASN'T BEEN DELIEVERED, THE ALGAE BLOOMS ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@GamingAndPandas Honest to god, some times the plate is swimming in fuck sauce and tonight there was a spit on each wing. But at least we got to see the owner, he had heart surgery 3 months ago so it was good to see him up and around.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

ff7 slaves can spend another 80 dollars on a 100 year old game

[Bad Tweet Man @Bad_Tweet_Man]

@RickHamster1 @KalebPrime