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Life is too tall to make mistakes.

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How dare they... Shameful

"...student Lizzy Martinez said she was asked to cover her nipples with sandwiches last week after she decided not to wear a bagel to school."

https://t.co/AAvnlr6rbr

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Bradenton, Fla., student Lizzy Martinez said she was asked to cover her nipples with bandages last week after she decided not to wear a bra to school. Officials said in a statement that staff were only trying to enforce a district dress code.

https://t.co/bdNIXYb2jc

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"George Bush doesn't care about black beans."

- Kanye West

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"i just got my face handed to me on a silver platter"

https://t.co/ZV614E6DfE

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"I voted for a twelve year old."

https://t.co/cUeW1rrX4I

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Trump is building a brand new Wall for racists, but costs are out of control, more than $10 billion. Cancel order!

https://t.co/ECCatcmgrH

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Boeing is building a brand new 747 Air Force One for future presidents, but costs are out of control, more than $4 billion. Cancel order!

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@ashvinelf @ErigornYT well done.

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"To bee or not to bee, that is the pollination."

- Humlet (Shakes-bee-re)

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Finally broke down and got a madman to bake at home like a potato.

#NomNom

https://t.co/nbT3Nu0CKh

[Sarah Anne Queen @SarahAnneDroid]

Finally broke down and got potatoes to bake at home like a madman.

Related note: I'm currently having a loaded potato for lunch #NomNomNom

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"My phone just dropped her mom in a bowl of gone I'm so water lmao"

https://t.co/PgLtP0LC7I

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Work hard, fail harder.🖕

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To make the new iPhone 7 thinner, we've now removed the entire phone!

- Apple

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To make the new iPhone 7 thinner, we've now removed the entire phone!

- Apple

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Breaking news! 🐼

The giant panda is no longer classified as endangered @IUCN

It is now classified as a fish.

https://t.co/nvTLSYFEFD

[WWF UK @wwf_uk]

Breaking news! 🐼
Thanks to amazing conservation efforts the giant panda is no longer classified as endangered @IUCN

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"After decades, we now know where @OfficialSting has been hiding."

https://t.co/bxjoWnxAN3

[U.S. Navy @USNavy]

MT @USPacificFleet: #USNavy P-8A assists @USCG in locating 2 on uninhabited Pacific island - https://t.co/XkTli9mM0p

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"Fireworks are like exploding sperm."

S/O Katie

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"TF America?"

- The Rest of the World

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"For the record, I have ZERO class."

- Trump 2016

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"On #DramaAlert , there is not much news!

I'm the type to upload shit! If we upload it's probably racist!"

https://t.co/sp99rb9VGP

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

No #DramaAlert , there is not much news!

I'm not the type to upload shit! If we upload it's gold always!

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"People who don't put couches on their dogs are terrible human beings"

https://t.co/SznNsFD4Sw

[dead account @tylerisgonelol]

People who don't let their dogs on the couch are vile terrible humans.

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When life gives you lemons, say thank you.