-21 (+1 on Nov 1st every year)
-Italian
-I enjoy a lot of things
Proship/SHEDtwt GET OFF MY LAWNNN.
Fuck YOLO my new motto is HPRB
HORSE PUSSY RESPECT BUTTON
TW; Suicidal Ideation, Overdosing, Grooming, Proshipping, Alcohol, Sexualization of Minors, Noncon/Dubcon, Kidnapping, and Necrophilla
Callout on @/shapessounkind (username same on all socials.)🧵
”How can one guy do this while the devs can’t” have you considered the one guy did not have to build an entire game and make 250 character models under a schedule
A man dressed as the Grim Reaper was arrested after climbing onto a hospital roof and scaring patients and visitors
He was previously caught stealing kitty litter from a pet store months earlier
ever notice how when you ask people about "the birds and the bees" they just change the subject to human sexual intercourse? whatever the birds and bees are doing must be insane
My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
One of the prime reasons Deltarune needs AUs over theories is because you can see people react to their theories being criticised as if you just insulted an AU they worked on.
“Siri call my friends”
“No friends found”
“I’m sorry, Siri call my pawns”
“Calling 700 walruses”
“Wait what the fuck Siri that’s not what I said”
“Ooooouuuughhhhfhgfhhh”
Someone commented “I love you please don’t go bald” and I replied “don’t say this my hair is thinning rapidly” except I didn’t reply to them. I accidentally replied to someone saying “I love this song”