Ethan

“Beauty will be convulsive or it will not be at all” - André Breton

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

Listening to ambient music trying to focus in the library and a car alarm just perfectly harmonized. This is what it’s all about people.

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

#Clipped https://t.co/hfwcYWZAye

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

If Trevor Lawrence gets turned into a MAGA poster boy I’m going to kill myself on NFL gameday. For the love of god don’t let it happen 16

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

The Eagles vs Jaguars wasn’t just a football game…

It was wokeness vs patriotism.

Feminism vs masculinity.

Paganism vs Christ.

Socialism vs MAGA.

The good guys prevailed.

DUUUVAL!

[ً @BRIAN7HOMASJR]

Trevor Lawrence and Parker Washington

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Dont ask a white boy about the scariest gaming easter eggs

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

Imagine one trillion locusts swarmed in the shape of a penis

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Careful, that guys cruel as a cucumber

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

Parker Washington

[august @regularaugust]

Mad Men is “The Great American Novel”. Moby Dick is the “Great American Let’s Play”. Half Life is America’s best poem

[dack in dacktwober @kcadbackwards]

Salacious Obama: Now Let Me B. Crumb

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

Everyone must watch Jacques Tati movies now!!

[vp @hadrianmarlowe_]

Most weirdly incredible film i have ever seen just in awe

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just got chills imagining myself getting a clean, open field tackle in front of 140,000 people in Mississippi tonight

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

The reason Avatar is still #1 in total box office sales is because in 2009 everybody went to see it five times since it was cheaper than a vacation and they were all broke because of bank thing

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

#sunfisharethenewcamels we’re storing shit in sunfish now tell everybody

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

Guy who can’t tell the difference between believing in a philosophy and believing you can accidentally time travel to your imprisonment in an alien zoo:

[๋.๋๋ ࣭ ⭑resor๋t ࣭enjoyer๋ ࣭ ⭑ @idmpredator]

I think being unwilling to stand by your deeply held ideas is really lame

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

Watching Pat Bryant and Evan Engram be good at football feels nostalgic

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

He’s like a less twitchy Liza Minnelli in this

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Trump: “I’ve been doing this now for seven days straight. I want a little music, if you don’t mind. Enough with the politics!”

[ellie @nocturnnne_]

& they said she'd Never get to pose in front of a big ass glass of water

[Ethan @Bag3ling]

Riley O’Brian is like if all of the actual domestic terrorism and meatball sub throwing of Erick Fedde was concentrated entirely in pitching the worst 9th inning you’ve ever seen; I would trade any player on this team for no return if Gastelum, O’Brien, and Stanek went with