Bag Of Dicks

When You Need To Send Someone A Bag Of Dicks, Look No Further Than The Original Bag Of Dicks, The Ultimate Gag Gift!

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We are incredibly sad to hear about #GilbertGottfried passing. He was incredibly generous with his comedy. He made anything funny, literally. Was just 3 years ago our old intern started screaming "OMG @realjonlovitz was right Gilbert DGAF, he did the video!".

RIP Gilbert. ♥️

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@seanfrank We’re going up for sale. The business.

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@SouthPark Matt & Trey want to buy https://t.co/gXiHaRqh19?

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@TheBigNickJ Wow @Safeway we should collaborate

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@TheRealDudja Uhhh…

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@PeopleWithIQ https://t.co/3naj0oXnit - just saying

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@The4ourthBranch @historyinmemes

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@JoshyBeSloshy We could make a suggestion for the next gifting opportunity…

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@File411 Lol

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@ChrisParkerO_ We’re trying to get covered under most insurance plans.

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@kt_magee Sorry your heart is broken.
Have you heard of us btw?
We’re a bag of dicks that comes disguised as jewelry from an exclusive store.

https://t.co/gXiHaRpJbB?

We also invented https://t.co/3naj0oXnit for moments like this.

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@elonmusk Just send a bag of dicks. Who needs metaphors?

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@jasminericegirl This is a lot more funny if you read it in that voice Cartman does when he’s oddly compassionate.

Everything you said is right also.

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@uncensoredpromo Gross. Have some class.

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@onlysandro Dang, hopefully this guy doesn’t find out you predicted the AJ Green touchdown and that’s really why he lost.

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@jasonselvig This totally explains why a private equity company has been sweating our jock right now!

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@phealthsean @TaylorLorenz Fortunately, can’t impact your credit. Tell them to #EatABagOfDicks We’ll happily send them a gift from you if you like.

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@KekePalmer Are they still together? Your mom is stunning. You’re very sharp, and quite talented. Your mom’s gotta be a catch. At my age, that’s called good odds. Now I’m not trying to be forward, I’m thinking Starbucks.
I’m the more fit guy on the left. Pic is 17 years old. I’m retired.

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@cocainebear Kind of think there needs to be a WeedBear sequel.

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@BillyM2k @elonmusk @lexfridman Monopoly on awesome products? Aren’t there more android phones? #nopolitics

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@jzux Might be worth checking out: https://t.co/DXiVlswx4u

It’s the opposite of what you described, but it has the same effect.