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[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@PeteHegseth @ICEgov hitting the bars tonight Pete? Shotgun a gallon of Bleach after the first round of whiskey. do the wife, kids, ex-wives, and country a favor. Cheers 🍻🌻

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[fae⚧️ @grassfay]

i just need clarification

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

LIBERAL Christmas Songs

-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells

[octopie @Octopie_2]

1,784,174 votes down the drain btw. you people are just useless

[BagelsAndrew @BagelsAndrew]

@biggestjoel Both have the same level of intelligence

[BagelsAndrew @BagelsAndrew]

@VoteRandyFine Do it pussy

[BagelsAndrew @BagelsAndrew]

@ElliotMalin Have you tried opening your fucking eyes

[Elise 🐢 @elisedotkom]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Star Wars: Unlimited by FFG @UnlimitedFFG]

We want to thank the community of players, collectors, and retailers around this game for the overwhelming support since release! This is only the beginning!

[BagelsAndrew @BagelsAndrew]

@JoeDaActivlst Who cares

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Israel vows not to stop Gaza attacks until there is ‘complete quiet’ https://t.co/9Ex8yua06F

[Tens @highdownforce]

@yggdrasilsaltar Get out of my head get out of my head

[BagelsAndrew @BagelsAndrew]

@mxshmoon @JustChump I don’t make the rules

[Big Juicy Burger @JustChump]

bi erasure in the big apple

[nick @Framesofnick]

Don’t do this to me

[BagelsAndrew @BagelsAndrew]

@timfoil04 Banger tweet

[wyatt @bronyscreamo]

Me: masayoshi takanaka you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you

Masayoshi Takanaka: