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[teeth @Baggypockets]

me: can I have soy sauce on the side plz

Waiter: sure, extra boy sauce got it

me: what no, SOY sauce?

chef: *already cumming on my plate*: too late

[teeth @Baggypockets]

I was poopin so long my butt fell asleep. Deadass

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Currently going mad viral on TikTok

[teeth @Baggypockets]

Eating peanuts in my open office floor plan throwing peanut shells on the ground like a Texas Roadhouse idgaf ab allergies

[teeth @Baggypockets]

Can’t help but notice my cat is a new diabetic and no one has sent me nudes/feet pics ab it 😔 #norealfriends

[Justin @KssnHerPanties]

ima black belt at eatin pussy, im like a tongue fu master

[𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺 @SkyedOKC]

dawg 😭

[teeth @Baggypockets]

@myl0rd

[teeth @Baggypockets]

Almost texted “some things are bigger than politics” bc my dad said he was cheering for San Antonio last night bc Trump was in MSG

[Dar-Rell @iMdarnell_J]

Hey OKC Thunder fans.

I’m sorry

These spurs are ridiculous

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[teeth @Baggypockets]

Real cowboy life (beans for lunch, butt stuff for dinner)

[teeth @Baggypockets]

Vibing to the music in the CVS pharmacy

[teeth @Baggypockets]

That’s the problem with these alien movies, they always got that fuckin alien runnin around

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

a great test of "would you have been chill with owning slaves, if you'd been born into a slave-owning family" is whether or not you're vegetarian today

[teeth @Baggypockets]

JJ Reddick showing the world how truly great a podcaster he is tonight

[teeth @Baggypockets]

I’m saying this at my tv every time they show LeBron limping

[teeth @Baggypockets]

I’m giving Lu Dort a gun game one if the spurs make it out of that series

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

There will be no further discipline for Spurs star Victor Wembanyama after he was ejected for elbowing Naz Reid in Minnesota on Sunday night, sources tell ESPN. No suspension, no fine. Wembanyama will play in Game 5 against the Timberwolves on Tuesday night in San Antonio.

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it