Brandon Kluster-Baums

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@ClayTravis @OleMurica These replies are crazy. 135-29

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@ArtThePatriot_ That’s one way to grease your Ferrari…

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@IndianaFever Defensive rebounds : non-existent

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@s7nned__ @Timcast $297

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@OwenGregorian One of those “things” equipped with a machete going berserk at a downtown festival could really do some damage.

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@WallStreetApes There are 100s of General Tso's Chicken video recipes on YouTube. Fresh chicken thighs are one of the cheapest meats in the grocery store. The sauce is sugar+vinegar+heat.
5 lbs of food for less than $10.

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@RnaudBertrand I've enjoyed your travel musings.

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@LadyDemosthenes I had to fill in one night for my niece's middle school parents' night. I swear, I thought I was looking at the work of third graders.

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@YGTRory Not cheating at golf is one of the most liberating things in life. Imho, the grass stomping does seem a little excessive.

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@IndianaFever Watching @Kelz_Hoop launching behind the last night was like watching Tiger standing over a 20-footer at Pebble Beach during U.S. Open : you knew it was going in.

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@LeAdderNoire Sports is the one place where prejudice shows up on the scoreboard.

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@IndianaFever @bet365_us @Kelz_Hoop Top shelf!

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@DefiantLs Wait... Isn't that the dude who plays Sinon in Nolan’s film The Odyssey?

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@ggreenwald @marklevinshow Crossfire was the greatest political talk show ever devised.

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@Cernovich Real-time: the neighborhood grocery store completely empty after 15 minutes. Three days later, neighbors killing neighbors over a can of beans. Two weeks later, a roaming militia enters a neighborhood, capturing all females 12-27 with hour-glass figures, then killing the rest.

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@mirandadevine Due to unforeseen circumstances, I once filled in for my brother at his daughter's parents' night at her public middle school. I was shocked to the core to see third- and fourth-grade work displayed proudly as I walked from room to room."

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@Cernovich When I visit, my niece's 8 pound Chiweenie with 4" legs is the perfect size for once around the block walks.

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@teonnap @RepThomasMassie OMG… @catturd2 we all know this is you.