Bailey

Life is best when viewed through rosé-colored glasses | she/her

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

Marrying a guy with a last name in the first half of the alphabet is my idea of marrying for status

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

calling off work to make more of these

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

sorry if I havent wished you happy birthday in 2 years, i stopped going on facebook bc it makes me sad and toppled american democracy

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

the one silver lining of the pandemic? the SEO for my favorite album from high school must be off the charts

[Cigaretta @thedirtbird]

Made one

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

cinematic parallels

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

Hulu ads for Jay: hey man, you should order some wings and engage in some casual online gambling with your bros nbd tho

Hulu ads for me: what do you MEAN you don’t have a strict regimen of diet pills and retinol? your corporeal temple is crumbling and you’re watching bravo

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

based on what we’ve heard about shailene woodley’s sunbathing practices, I am stunned that Aaron Rodgers and his family have a tenuous relationship with modern medicine

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Packers QB Aaron Rodgers is unvaccinated, per me and @MikeGarafolo. That’s why he’s out for Sunday vs. the #Chiefs.

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

It's 12:30 am EST. A breeze whips down the now-empty streets, a whistle tone barely discernible over the rustle of leaves. It's as inevitable as the changing of the seasons. We have entered Her time.

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

preemptively protecting myself from The Discourse™️

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

I’ve spoiled my dog so much that she stops every time we pass a Starbucks bc she thinks I’m about to buy her a puppacino

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

me wandering around my high school trying to impress my emotional support English teachers

[GRIMES CHARTS @GrimezszCharts]

Grimes in Los Angeles today.

Photography by Jvshvisions

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

@_KarinaElisa Breathe in the Pirates of the Caribbean water for me 🙏

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

come for me and I’ll SWOT you

[James @CaucasianJames]

excuse me, but i have a degree in marketing. so why don’t u watch how u talk to me

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

@cru52 Billie was my fave! So classic

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

at the Met Gala, y’all need anything?

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

This is the funniest headline I’ve ever had the pleasure of stumbling upon

[Bailey @BaileyBWhite]

This is a hyper-specific tweet but nothing gives me the ick more than media outlets using the phrases “clap back” or “pack on the PDA” in their headlines

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

The Cinderella flash mob but they’re dancing to the song from Annihilation